The Twa Roberts and Burns Supper
When: Friday, January 23rd 2026, Start Time: 18:30, End Time: 21:30
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- Music & Theatre
Step into a witty, theatrical world where two of Scotland’s most famous poets collide with modern dating culture. What happens when Robert Burns and Robert Tannahill are dropped into the age of swipes, situationships and ghosting? The answer is equal parts hilarious, moving and sharply observed.
Award winning singer songwriters Pauline Vallance and Penni Mclaren Walker bring this playful premise to life through rich harmonies, original songs and moments of high drama, all punctuated by gloriously awful chat up lines. Expect big laughs, unexpected tenderness, theatrical twists and brutally honest Tinder profiles.
Audiences have called it “very amusing” and praised the “beautiful singing and playing”. Come for the comedy, stay for the heart, and leave wondering which poet you would swipe right on.
Tickets now on Eventbrite. You can also buy tickets in person at the Cromarty Arts Trust office to avoid the online booking fee.

